„Hejka ludki w Syrii, zaatakujemy was! Nie mo偶emy poda膰 dok艂adnej daty, ale na pewno b臋dzie wkr贸tce. Mamy pewne problemy ze znalezieniem ch臋tnych koleg贸w, ale nie b贸j nic. Obiecali艣my atak i atak musi. Rozumiecie straciliby艣my twarz odwo艂uj膮c d偶ampr臋. D偶ampra, jak d偶ampra zawsze si臋 ciemnocie wci艣nie gadk臋 o niesieniu demokracji i takie tam pierdy (wiem co gada膰, ogl膮dam wybory Miss 艢wiata i Miss Ameryki). Ale straci膰 politycznie poprawn膮 twarz zbrodnia nies艂ychana wi臋c wiecie ludki jak b臋dzie: przylecimy, zbombardujemy i wyjdziemy.
Nie mo偶emy poda膰 terminu d偶ampry, bo si臋 nam kumple migaj膮. Angela i David co艣 tam b膮kaj膮 o dowodach na u偶ycie chemicznej. Kij z tym kto jej u偶y艂, wa偶ne co my m贸wimy i kto ma zdj臋cia. Rozumiecie ludzie: gospodarka w ma si臋 gorzej, a zlecenia dla wojska j膮 rozruszaj膮. Jak to m贸wi膮, robaczki nic osobistego, ale byznes jest byznes i no wiecie.
Wiecie my musimy do was i艣膰 ludki. Wiecie W艂adimir W艂adimirowicz strzeli艂 nam bramk臋 tym przystojniaczkiem Snowdenem. Nawet 艂adny by艂 z niego ch艂opaczek i taki swita艣ny, ale uciek艂 i teraz g艂upio wygl膮damy. My艣my si臋 chcieli poresetowa膰 z Kremlem i z ga艂膮zk膮 oliwn膮 do nich a oni nas wybrechtali a ga艂膮zk臋 spalili w kominku. My艣my to zrozumieli bo u nich zimno w pioruna, ale oni tak publicznie.. No i rzecz jasna si臋 藕le resetuje, bo my chcemy z nimi mi臋kki reset, a oni od razy wtyczk臋 z pr膮du. Dlatego ludki zaatakujemy was, bo tamci w Rosji s膮 przeciw, wi臋c my by pokaza膰, 偶e jeste艣my zawsze na g贸rze zrzucimy rakiety. Ale takie sztuka n贸wka specjalnie dla was. Tylko znajdziemy kumpli na d偶ampr臋. Ale wpadniemy na pewno kochani”
Oczywi艣cie powy偶sze s艂owa to moja inwencja tw贸rcza, nie za艣 wpis Baracka Husseina Obamy. Wiecie Czytelnicy, nie jestem wojskowym strategiem, chocia偶 przeczyta艂am nieco ksi膮偶ek (czym zawy偶am 艣redni膮 statystyczn膮) i wyda艂o mi si臋, 偶e jak si臋 idzie z kim艣 na wojn臋, zamierza zaatakowa膰 to si臋 nie krzyczy o tym na ca艂y 艣wiat i nie pokazuje palcem kto odm贸wi艂 a kto si臋 zgodzi艂 bra膰 udzia艂 w wyprawie. Rzecz jasna zawsze s膮 przecieki, podejrzenia i plotki. Ale, co zauwa偶y艂 wczoraj wypowiadaj膮cy si臋 dla mainstreamowej telewizji go艣膰, trzeba b臋dzie od nowa pisa膰 podr臋czniki, skoro Barack Hussein Obama krzyczy g艂o艣no o wojnie i jeszcze patrze膰 a偶 poda dat臋, godzin臋 i miejsce pocz膮tku. Sojusznik贸w szuka si臋 dyskretnie i pod sto艂em a nie w 艣wietle kamer, krzycz膮c „chod藕cie do mnie, la膰 brzydala”. Zaskakuj膮ce s艂owa na go艂膮bka pokoju i kogo艣 kto dosta艂 Pokojowego Nobla (s艂usznie nazywanego joblem). Najlepszy komentarz znalaz艂am pod tym tekstem (http://niezalezna.pl/45375-new-york-times-dlaczego-putin-milczy-w-sprawie-syrii), t艂umacz膮cy zachowanie pan贸w Obamy i Putina cytuj膮c: „C贸偶, wilki nie szczekaj膮 przed atakiem tak jak psy, one rzucaj膮 si臋 bezg艂o艣nie!”. I chyba nie musz臋 nikomu m贸wi膰, kto jest psem a kto wilkiem i kto tu umie polowa膰. Tak czy siak po raz kolejny musz臋 przyzna膰, 偶e jako bardziej profesjonalne oceniam zachowanie pana z kt贸rym delikatnie Polska raczej ma nie po drodze i kt贸rego ci臋偶ko nazwa膰 naszym przyjacielem. Inna sprawa, co warto przypomnie膰 w przeddzie艅 wybuchu II wojny 艣wiatowej, z tymi zachodnimi sojusznikami bywa艂o cienko.
http://niezalezna.pl/45416-co-bedzie-z-atakiem-na-al-asada-amerykanie-odkrywaja-karty-i-ujawniaja-sojusznikow
Tak czy siak zacznie si臋 robi膰 weso艂o. Na pewno USA mog膮 liczy膰 na pomoc obro艅cy lewactwa Francoisa Hollanda (francuscy m臋偶owie stanu jak de Gaulle musz膮 si臋 w grobie przewraca膰). A z broni膮 chemiczn膮 Syrii znaj膮c 偶ycie b臋dzie jak z rzekomymi sk艂adami w Iraku. I jak zwykle w ko艣膰 dostan膮 cywile.
**************ENG****************
„ Syrian guys, we will attack you ! No exact date is known now, but you can be sure, we will visit you soon. Sorry for inconvenience and delay, however colleagues are not eager for a party. Party is postponed not cancelled. We promised you a war so there will be a war. Cancelling party will be a disaster in a means of image. Party as any other party. Stupid idiots from society will always believe in giving them democracy and other bullshit. I know exactly how to talking with them, as I am always watching Miss World and Miss America competitions. Stupid or not, they have a voting rights, so I can’t lose my political correct face. Losing political correct face is worst thing to happen.
No exact date of a party is known know, because as I said mates are grumbling. Angela and David want “proves of using chemical weapons” or other stupidities. It is no matter who the hell used a weapon. The only thing matters is what we are saying. We have a pictures, so a proves will be available soon. Guys please understand. Economical system is weaken and needs some aid. War means jobs from army and dollars from American citizens. My poor little ones, I have nothing against you, but as you know business is business.
Last, but not least we have one more reason to come to you. We are losing our match with Vladimir with Russia. One point to our goal after this pretty little Snowden boy. He is cute and handsome, but so bad to leave us. As the result of his behaviour we look stupid and weak. We did our best to start a reset with Kremlin. We came to them with olive branch. They behave very bad and burn branch in a fireplace. We tried to understand why they did it, there are heavy cold in Russia but they did it all in public. They ruined our reset program. We wanted “mild reset”, but they turn off the machine. Now you see Syrian guys? We will attack you, because Russians are against. We must make it clear for them and everyone who is on top. We will use our rockets, rockets made especially for you. New and fresh rockets from our factories. Wait for us as we will come as soon as we find a mates”
I’ve written text above. This is my work, not Barack Hussein Obama words, written on Twitter or facebook. I am not a military strategist. However I’ve read several books (so I am not an ordinary girl according to local medias, saying almost no one reads books) about history and was sure wars started in a different way. Before attacking enemy no one before stated it so clearly and not informing whole world about potential allies. No one was informed medias who decided and refused to take part in a war campaign. Gossips and superstitions are something else than official news. Expert visiting mainstream TV channel said, we should rewritten historical and strategy books, as now before staring a war everything is perfectly clear. Now attacker (this time Barack Hussein Obama) is saying aloud “come and beat ugly one” and TV cameras are broadcasting every word and gesture. Such words and behaviour are quite unexpected for “dove of the peace” and Nobel Peace Prize winner, as we all know now peace prize is a prize of starting a war. On http://niezalezna.pl portal I find a great commentary explaining why Barack Hussein Obama is saying so many words and Vladimir Putin is silent. “Wolves in comparison to dogs are not barking before attack. They are attack when unexpected”. I don’t have to explain who is dog and who is a wolf and who know how to hunt. It is easy to guess whose behaviour I assayed as more professional. The politician I am talking about is not (and probably never be) ally of Poland and whose interest are opposite to ours. But when I remind myself how Western allies behave in 1939 and 1945 I am not so sure who should be called “ally” and “enemy”
http://niezalezna.pl/45416-co-bedzie-z-atakiem-na-al-asada-amerykanie-odkrywaja-karty-i-ujawniaja-sojusznikow
There are going to be a party. Francois Hollande, worldwide known leftism defender will help USA (French statesmen like de Gaulle must be mad). I am almost sure “Syrian chemical weapon” case will end up like Iraq “weapon of mass destruction” case. Who will lose? Ordinary citizens, as always.
Nie mo偶emy poda膰 terminu d偶ampry, bo si臋 nam kumple migaj膮. Angela i David co艣 tam b膮kaj膮 o dowodach na u偶ycie chemicznej. Kij z tym kto jej u偶y艂, wa偶ne co my m贸wimy i kto ma zdj臋cia. Rozumiecie ludzie: gospodarka w ma si臋 gorzej, a zlecenia dla wojska j膮 rozruszaj膮. Jak to m贸wi膮, robaczki nic osobistego, ale byznes jest byznes i no wiecie.
Wiecie my musimy do was i艣膰 ludki. Wiecie W艂adimir W艂adimirowicz strzeli艂 nam bramk臋 tym przystojniaczkiem Snowdenem. Nawet 艂adny by艂 z niego ch艂opaczek i taki swita艣ny, ale uciek艂 i teraz g艂upio wygl膮damy. My艣my si臋 chcieli poresetowa膰 z Kremlem i z ga艂膮zk膮 oliwn膮 do nich a oni nas wybrechtali a ga艂膮zk臋 spalili w kominku. My艣my to zrozumieli bo u nich zimno w pioruna, ale oni tak publicznie.. No i rzecz jasna si臋 藕le resetuje, bo my chcemy z nimi mi臋kki reset, a oni od razy wtyczk臋 z pr膮du. Dlatego ludki zaatakujemy was, bo tamci w Rosji s膮 przeciw, wi臋c my by pokaza膰, 偶e jeste艣my zawsze na g贸rze zrzucimy rakiety. Ale takie sztuka n贸wka specjalnie dla was. Tylko znajdziemy kumpli na d偶ampr臋. Ale wpadniemy na pewno kochani”
Oczywi艣cie powy偶sze s艂owa to moja inwencja tw贸rcza, nie za艣 wpis Baracka Husseina Obamy. Wiecie Czytelnicy, nie jestem wojskowym strategiem, chocia偶 przeczyta艂am nieco ksi膮偶ek (czym zawy偶am 艣redni膮 statystyczn膮) i wyda艂o mi si臋, 偶e jak si臋 idzie z kim艣 na wojn臋, zamierza zaatakowa膰 to si臋 nie krzyczy o tym na ca艂y 艣wiat i nie pokazuje palcem kto odm贸wi艂 a kto si臋 zgodzi艂 bra膰 udzia艂 w wyprawie. Rzecz jasna zawsze s膮 przecieki, podejrzenia i plotki. Ale, co zauwa偶y艂 wczoraj wypowiadaj膮cy si臋 dla mainstreamowej telewizji go艣膰, trzeba b臋dzie od nowa pisa膰 podr臋czniki, skoro Barack Hussein Obama krzyczy g艂o艣no o wojnie i jeszcze patrze膰 a偶 poda dat臋, godzin臋 i miejsce pocz膮tku. Sojusznik贸w szuka si臋 dyskretnie i pod sto艂em a nie w 艣wietle kamer, krzycz膮c „chod藕cie do mnie, la膰 brzydala”. Zaskakuj膮ce s艂owa na go艂膮bka pokoju i kogo艣 kto dosta艂 Pokojowego Nobla (s艂usznie nazywanego joblem). Najlepszy komentarz znalaz艂am pod tym tekstem (http://niezalezna.pl/45375-new-york-times-dlaczego-putin-milczy-w-sprawie-syrii), t艂umacz膮cy zachowanie pan贸w Obamy i Putina cytuj膮c: „C贸偶, wilki nie szczekaj膮 przed atakiem tak jak psy, one rzucaj膮 si臋 bezg艂o艣nie!”. I chyba nie musz臋 nikomu m贸wi膰, kto jest psem a kto wilkiem i kto tu umie polowa膰. Tak czy siak po raz kolejny musz臋 przyzna膰, 偶e jako bardziej profesjonalne oceniam zachowanie pana z kt贸rym delikatnie Polska raczej ma nie po drodze i kt贸rego ci臋偶ko nazwa膰 naszym przyjacielem. Inna sprawa, co warto przypomnie膰 w przeddzie艅 wybuchu II wojny 艣wiatowej, z tymi zachodnimi sojusznikami bywa艂o cienko.
http://niezalezna.pl/45416-co-bedzie-z-atakiem-na-al-asada-amerykanie-odkrywaja-karty-i-ujawniaja-sojusznikow
Tak czy siak zacznie si臋 robi膰 weso艂o. Na pewno USA mog膮 liczy膰 na pomoc obro艅cy lewactwa Francoisa Hollanda (francuscy m臋偶owie stanu jak de Gaulle musz膮 si臋 w grobie przewraca膰). A z broni膮 chemiczn膮 Syrii znaj膮c 偶ycie b臋dzie jak z rzekomymi sk艂adami w Iraku. I jak zwykle w ko艣膰 dostan膮 cywile.
**************ENG****************
„ Syrian guys, we will attack you ! No exact date is known now, but you can be sure, we will visit you soon. Sorry for inconvenience and delay, however colleagues are not eager for a party. Party is postponed not cancelled. We promised you a war so there will be a war. Cancelling party will be a disaster in a means of image. Party as any other party. Stupid idiots from society will always believe in giving them democracy and other bullshit. I know exactly how to talking with them, as I am always watching Miss World and Miss America competitions. Stupid or not, they have a voting rights, so I can’t lose my political correct face. Losing political correct face is worst thing to happen.
No exact date of a party is known know, because as I said mates are grumbling. Angela and David want “proves of using chemical weapons” or other stupidities. It is no matter who the hell used a weapon. The only thing matters is what we are saying. We have a pictures, so a proves will be available soon. Guys please understand. Economical system is weaken and needs some aid. War means jobs from army and dollars from American citizens. My poor little ones, I have nothing against you, but as you know business is business.
Last, but not least we have one more reason to come to you. We are losing our match with Vladimir with Russia. One point to our goal after this pretty little Snowden boy. He is cute and handsome, but so bad to leave us. As the result of his behaviour we look stupid and weak. We did our best to start a reset with Kremlin. We came to them with olive branch. They behave very bad and burn branch in a fireplace. We tried to understand why they did it, there are heavy cold in Russia but they did it all in public. They ruined our reset program. We wanted “mild reset”, but they turn off the machine. Now you see Syrian guys? We will attack you, because Russians are against. We must make it clear for them and everyone who is on top. We will use our rockets, rockets made especially for you. New and fresh rockets from our factories. Wait for us as we will come as soon as we find a mates”
I’ve written text above. This is my work, not Barack Hussein Obama words, written on Twitter or facebook. I am not a military strategist. However I’ve read several books (so I am not an ordinary girl according to local medias, saying almost no one reads books) about history and was sure wars started in a different way. Before attacking enemy no one before stated it so clearly and not informing whole world about potential allies. No one was informed medias who decided and refused to take part in a war campaign. Gossips and superstitions are something else than official news. Expert visiting mainstream TV channel said, we should rewritten historical and strategy books, as now before staring a war everything is perfectly clear. Now attacker (this time Barack Hussein Obama) is saying aloud “come and beat ugly one” and TV cameras are broadcasting every word and gesture. Such words and behaviour are quite unexpected for “dove of the peace” and Nobel Peace Prize winner, as we all know now peace prize is a prize of starting a war. On http://niezalezna.pl portal I find a great commentary explaining why Barack Hussein Obama is saying so many words and Vladimir Putin is silent. “Wolves in comparison to dogs are not barking before attack. They are attack when unexpected”. I don’t have to explain who is dog and who is a wolf and who know how to hunt. It is easy to guess whose behaviour I assayed as more professional. The politician I am talking about is not (and probably never be) ally of Poland and whose interest are opposite to ours. But when I remind myself how Western allies behave in 1939 and 1945 I am not so sure who should be called “ally” and “enemy”
http://niezalezna.pl/45416-co-bedzie-z-atakiem-na-al-asada-amerykanie-odkrywaja-karty-i-ujawniaja-sojusznikow
There are going to be a party. Francois Hollande, worldwide known leftism defender will help USA (French statesmen like de Gaulle must be mad). I am almost sure “Syrian chemical weapon” case will end up like Iraq “weapon of mass destruction” case. Who will lose? Ordinary citizens, as always.